Gardening was never this funny

I tried everything I could to ease the discomfort. Rubbing, scratching, swearing; it only made things worse. I rolled in a garden bed, ran my legs under a tap and smothered myself with grass clippings.

None of it made the slightest difference.

Apparently I had discovered Stinging Nettles, a relatively common feature of the local landscape and the horticultural equivalent of the Box Jellyfish.

A clumsy Australian travels to England and decides that the affluent commuter town of Sevenoaks in Kent is the ideal place to launch a new gardening business.

'The Export Gardener' chronicles his many hilarious exploits, while introducing us to some wonderful, eccentric characters; including Mad Annie Marsh and Nasty Mrs. Phillips, to say nothing of a bevy of glamorous and beautiful housewives, all presented against a colourful backdrop that defines the Garden of England.

A perfect gift for the keen gardener, this charming and delightful memoir has been described by readers as 'laugh out loud funny' and 'a book you must pack if travelling.'

If you have ever wanted to start a business or you simply enjoy tending to your own garden, you will delight in the comical misadventures of 'The Export Gardener.'

This is one book that is sure to put a smile on your face. Get your copy today.