So you want to start a new business...

If you have ever thought 'I want to work for myself, ' then you would be wise to consult The Export Gardener.

A clumsy Australian (who doesn't know a weed from a wisteria), travels to England and decides that Sevenoaks in Kent is the ideal place to start a gardening business in the UK.

What could possibly go wrong?

He chops down the wrong tree, falls in the odd pond and discovers that stinging nettles and shorts are not a good mix.

You may be thinking to yourself 'I want to start my own business, ' or perhaps you simply enjoying gardening. Either way, you will delight in this hilarious and inspiring memoir, described by readers as 'laugh out loud funny' and 'a book you must pack if travelling.'