Ghosts and Godzilla, skeletons and sea monsters, Dracula and Frankenstein, bats and spiders, and haunted houses: it’s all alarmingly hilarious! Boo-ha ha! It’s almost frightening how funny these jokes are. What makes the letter G so scary? It turns your host into a ghost. Why should you avoid vampires at dawn? Because they like a quick bite before they go to bed. How does a witch tell time? With a witch watch.