A side-splitting, chaotic story about schemes, dreams, and monkeying around

For Felix and Flo, animals are the number one top priority in life. And although Felix loves his pets (a lazy dog, an angry cat, and a noisy hamster), what he really wants is the chance to look after an animal which is exotic and different--like an elephant, or a monkey, for instance. So when he finds out from Flo that you can actually adopt your own animal via the miracle of the internet, he is beside himself with excitement--until he realizes that this plan isn't as foolproof as it seems, and may just drive him bananas.