Feelings

It is, of course, a cheap joke to suggest that the very idea of men's feelings is a contradiction in terms. Men do have feelings, and they are not just all over their body.

Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex

A man knows he is in love when he finds himself thinking not just about sex every six minutes, but about sex every six minutes with the same woman.

The male heart

Men are suckers for approval. A nod and a smile go a long way to winning the male heart. They want to feel that women have noticed them and that women need them. Best of all would be if women admire them. They'd also like to feel that women trusted them, but that's probably hoping for too much.

When no means yes

It is a fatal error to box a man into a corner. But give him the opportunity to say no, and he is more likely to say yes.

Marilyn Monroe