David Gerrold sits alone in a room and types.
This is the only warning you're going to get.

Here are seven little horrors, specifically designed to creep you out in all the strangest ways. From the mundane to the bizarre, this master storyteller will take you to the zone beyond twilight.

● SKINFLOWERS - This one is so creepy, we can't even begin to describe it. You'll have to read it yourself.

● REX - Have you ever wanted a pet dinosaur? A cute little mini-dino? The T-Rex can be very convenient.

● THE SEMINAR FROM HELL - It's all about the marketing, really....

● ...AND EIGHT RABID PIGS - Meet Satan Claus. You won't want him coming down your chimney on Christmas Eve.

● CHESTER - A girl and her dog....

● SALES OF A DEATHMAN - The job market is really tough these days.

● NIGHT TRAIN TO PARIS - The Bram Stoker Award Winner for superior achievement in horror