
✨ Featured Offer
Brand New
$16.92
List Price: $17.99
🚚
See all 4 offers from $16.92 FREE standard delivery by: 03 Apr 2026
Overview
The Menu meets Ready or Not in this darkly humorous tale of opulent luxury and shocking violence from the New York Times bestselling author of Bloom.
Thrift fashionista Dez Lane doesn't want to date Patrick Carrington; she just wants to meet his mother, the editor-in-chief of Nouveau magazine. When he invites her to his family's big Easter reunion at their lake retreat, she's certain she can put up with his arrogance and fend off his advances long enough to ask Marlene Caulfield-Carrington for an internship someone with her pedigree could never nab through the regular submission route.
When they arrive at the enormous mansion on an island in the center of a Georgia lake, Dez is floored--she's never witnessed how the 1% lives before in all their ridiculous, unnecessary luxury. But once all the family members are on the island and the ferry has departed, shit gets real. For decades, the Carringtons have made their servants sign contracts that are basically indentured servitude, and with nothing to lose, the servants have decided their only route to freedom is to get rid of the Carringtons for good...
Dez and Patrick are on the run, but the more Carringtons she sees die and the more servants who tell their stories, the more Dez realizes that she wants nothing to do with Marlene and her magazine.
In fact, by the end, Dez might be the one strangling Marlene to death with her trademark chunky pearls...
Thrift fashionista Dez Lane doesn't want to date Patrick Carrington; she just wants to meet his mother, the editor-in-chief of Nouveau magazine. When he invites her to his family's big Easter reunion at their lake retreat, she's certain she can put up with his arrogance and fend off his advances long enough to ask Marlene Caulfield-Carrington for an internship someone with her pedigree could never nab through the regular submission route.
When they arrive at the enormous mansion on an island in the center of a Georgia lake, Dez is floored--she's never witnessed how the 1% lives before in all their ridiculous, unnecessary luxury. But once all the family members are on the island and the ferry has departed, shit gets real. For decades, the Carringtons have made their servants sign contracts that are basically indentured servitude, and with nothing to lose, the servants have decided their only route to freedom is to get rid of the Carringtons for good...
Dez and Patrick are on the run, but the more Carringtons she sees die and the more servants who tell their stories, the more Dez realizes that she wants nothing to do with Marlene and her magazine.
In fact, by the end, Dez might be the one strangling Marlene to death with her trademark chunky pearls...
| ISBN-13 | 9781803368351 |
|---|---|
| ISBN-10 | 1803368357 |
| Weight | 0.34 Pounds |
| Dimensions | 5.10 x 0.52 x 7.79 In |
| List Price | $17.99 |
| Format | Paperback |
|---|---|
| Language | English |
| Pages | 208 pages |
| Publisher | Titan Books |
| Published On | 2025-09-09 |
View All Offers
Sort by:
Price
Condition
Seller
Seller Comments
Price
✨ Brand New
Seller details
GreatBookPrices-
Columbia, MD, USA
100% Money Back Guarantee. Brand New, Perfect Condition. We offer expedited shipping to all US locat...
Free delivery by: 03 Apr 2026
Brand New
Seller details
Alibris
Sparks, NV, USA
Trade paperback (US). Glued binding. 208 p.
Free delivery by: 03 Apr 2026
Used, Good
Seller details
Bonita
Santa Clarita, CA, USA
Access codes and supplements are not guaranteed with used items. May be an ex-library book.
Free delivery by: 03 Apr 2026
Brand New
Seller details
Bonita
Santa Clarita, CA, USA
Free delivery by: 03 Apr 2026