Master joke writer Nick Jones is back with his third collection of chucklesome puns, witty one-liners and groanworthy dad jokes. Illustrated once again by American cartoonist Tiffany Sheely.

Jokes include:

My local football team played a cup match on a concrete pitch. They won on aggregate.

My grandfather would never take orders from anyone, which is why he lost his job as a waiter.

How does Mario communicate with the dead? With a Luigi board.

Colonic irrigation is expensive. I had a treatment the other day and they cleaned me out.