Tom Collins, mild-mannered president of a dwindling southern Bible college, becomes a target when a drunk prankster swaps his campus's American flag with the Christian one, and Dr. Tom refuses to "fix" the situation. Big media, exuberant students, petty enemies, and pretty secretaries all play a part in this happy-go-lucky satire for the twenty-first century.

"Well, this is it. Caesar had his Rubicon. What do Bible college presidents have? A Rubik's Cube?" Flags Out Front: A Contrarian's Daydream