... a fast-paced and action-packed novel that blends the best of middle school fiction with just enough science fiction and epic fantasy to make readers sit up and take notice that a new and monumentally good preteen series has just hit the shelves. - Readers' Favorite

Welcome to the weirdest day of my life. My name is Jake, and I'm just an average 6^th grader that was invited to sit at the cool kids' lunch table. Now I've got to rescue a crazy girl who thinks she's a princess. Before I can do that, I'll be chased by an angry monkey, hunted by a hungry dinosaur, and abducted by an ugly alien (and that's not all) I should mention that the princess thinks she's from another planet. Nothing weird about that.

The only way I can make everything right is to find out what's behind the glowing door I've dreamed about every night of my life.