What does a Tyrannosaurus say when introduced? “Pleased to eat you.” As everyone knows, children love dinos, and these sidesplitting saurus jokes about their favorite prehistoric beasts will keep kids in stitches. What vegetable do you get if a dinosaur sits on your dinner plate? Squash. Why do dinosaurs take showers? To get ex-stinked. Every one will get seismosaurus-sized laughs!