In the 37th issue of Dark Moon Digest, monsters recruit for new boogeymen; a military man stationed in Texas gets in over his head; and a lonely coroner finally finds true love. That's only a taste of the creepy wonderfulness awaiting you within these pages. With stories by Patrick Lacey, Robert Ashcroft, Carol Gore, Justin A.W. Blair, Priya Sridhar, Tyler Jones, Brenda Kezar, and Michael Louis Dixon, and non-fiction by Jay Wilburn, George Daniel Lea, and Max Booth III. Take a deep breath and repeat after us: It's only a magazine, it's only a magazine, it's only a magazine . . .