Imagine! A day ago I'd never even heard of the world, and suddenly here I am in it. There's so much to write about'macaroni, Fun World, and a big sister who has it all figured out. Which is why boys adore her. I need to get her attention back on me? and quick. But how? Should I take up sumo wrestling? Stunt flying? All I know how to do is write.

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Renowned illustrator Simon James brings sweetness and charm to James Solheim's hilarious diary of a baby'and the result is a one-of-a-kind picture book no one will be expecting!