The newest book in the New York Times bestselling "Barney Stinson" canon teaches prospective parents everything they need to know to have a legendary kid.

So you're going to be a parent.

You might be asking yourself a series of important questions:

Will I be a good parent? * Will I be able to afford this? * Can I ever have sex again?

Well, the answer to all these questions is a rock-solid no. But just because your existence is now a petrifying turd on the canvas of life doesn't mean your kid has to be as lame as you're about to become. That's why I've written this book--to teach you how to be an awesomommy or legendaddy.

The Bro Code for Parents will help you:

Choose a baby name that won't get your kid stuffed into a junior high locker *

Interview and hire a smokin' hot nanny * Teach your child instant classics like "The Boobs on the Bus" and "Bro, Bro, Bro Your Boat"

With full-color illustrations, interactive work sheets, and even suggestions for how to turn a stroller into a broller, The Bro Code for Parents gives you all the tools you'll need to raise your child to be almost as awesome as I am. Almost.